Saturday, August 13, 2005
Yep it's official. I'm officially disillusioned with my own abilities. Tonight I watched two of the three male members of the Grey Lynn Singles Club inscribe a "cock 'n' balls" and the word "dork" onto the defenceless, jo-ed out face of the third male member. I did nothing to stop this process. I am to the inscribers what the nazis were to Hitler. And now a blinding, puking hangover for Mr Penis Face and a week of retributive pranking amongst all the boys are both in the mail. I'm gunna tell all. And keep my bedroom door locked.